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Archive for October, 2008
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From the piece: "Rush, I knew William F. Buckley, Jr. William F. Buckley, Jr. was a father of mine. Rush, you’re no William F. Buckley, Jr." Burn!
It’s amazing how coming of age in this political climate can change you. As someone whose earliest political memories are Monica Lewinsky and Florida 2000, it can be amazing for me to see that the way politics works now, with the inctedible polarity of the Democrat and Republican parties, was not always the case. In 1936, F.D.R. won the electoral college, 523-8. In 1980, Ronald Reagan won every single state except Minnesota. These two men could not be more different, whether it be in demeanors, personal history, or politics, yet they both won in landslide elections, capturing many of the same voting demographics (want to learn more about thee FDR-Regan phenomenon? Buy my dad’s book, The Inheritance: How Three Families and the American Political Majority Moved from Left to Right, now available from Barnes & Noble and Amazon.com). But somewhere, somehow, something changed. Instead of trying to research and explain it myself, I’ll let New York Times op-ed columnist David Brooks do the talking:
But over the past few decades, the Republican Party has driven away people who live in cities, in highly educated regions and on the coasts. This expulsion has had many causes. But the big one is this: Republican political tacticians decided to mobilize their coalition with a form of social class warfare. Democrats kept nominating coastal pointy-heads like Michael Dukakis so Republicans attacked coastal pointy-heads.
Over the past 15 years, the same argument has been heard from a thousand politicians and a hundred television and talk-radio jocks. The nation is divided between the wholesome Joe Sixpacks in the heartland and the oversophisticated, overeducated, oversecularized denizens of the coasts.
What had been a disdain for liberal intellectuals slipped into a disdain for the educated class as a whole. The liberals had coastal condescension, so the conservatives developed their own anti-elitism, with mirror-image categories and mirror-image resentments, but with the same corrosive effect.
Basically, what Mr. Brooks just said is that the Democrats gained a strong base of Ivy League, coastal types, prompting the Republicans to do the opposite and distance themselves for the coastal intellectuals by becoming the party of the midwest and deep south (though the latter may have more to do more with LBJ). So, what was the result of this political evolution of the GOP? Brooks, again:
The Republicans have alienated whole professions. Lawyers now donate to the Democratic Party over the Republican Party at 4-to-1 rates. With doctors, it’s 2-to-1. With tech executives, it’s 5-to-1. With investment bankers, it’s 2-to-1. It took talent for Republicans to lose the banking community.
Conservatives are as rare in elite universities and the mainstream media as they were 30 years ago. The smartest young Americans are now educated in an overwhelmingly liberal environment.
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And so, politically, the G.O.P. is squeezed at both ends. The party is losing the working class by sins of omission — because it has not developed policies to address economic anxiety. It has lost the educated class by sins of commission — by telling members of that class to go away.
The signs of this radicalization of the Republican party have never shown more clearly than in this election. Recently, two moderate Republicans of very different positions announced their support for Senator Barack Obama: Christopher Buckley and Colin Powell. Buckley, the son of conservative author and pundit William F. Buckley and Washington satire author of Thank You For Smoking, announced his support for Obama, which subsequently resulted in him resigning for his father’s magazine, the National Review, on Tina Brown’s The Daily Beast, saying:
John McCain has changed. He said, famously, apropos the Republican debacle post-1994, “We came to Washington to change it, and Washington changed us.” This campaign has changed John McCain. It has made him inauthentic. A once-first class temperament has become irascible and snarly; his positions change, and lack coherence; he makes unrealistic promises, such as balancing the federal budget “by the end of my first term.” Who, really, believes that? Then there was the self-dramatizing and feckless suspension of his campaign over the financial crisis. His ninth-inning attack ads are mean-spirited and pointless. And finally, not to belabor it, there was the Palin nomination. What on earth can he have been thinking?
When Powell announced his support for Obama on Meet the Press yesterday (video link here), he similarly remarked that, “As gifted as [John McCain] is, he is essentially going to execute the Republican agenda, the orthodoxy of the Republican agenda, with a new face and a maverick approach to it, and he’d be quite good at it. But I think we need a generational change.”
Buckley, and more importantly Powell, moving their support over to Obama is the climax of an American political paradigm shift that has been in the works since Reagan. The truth is, intellectual, moderate Republicans, once a staple of the party, have been increasingly sensing that they are living in an environment hostile to their beliefs, and need to jump ship before they are forced out by their former colleagues. It’s no coincidence that both Buckley and Powell described Obama as being new and different from other Democrats — he is also part of the paradigm shift of how the sacrifice of the South made by the Democratic Party in the Civil Rights Act of 1964 will finally be returned to them in the form of a new leader, one who will break through the tight grip of the Republicans and reclaim voters who never should have left the Democrats in the first place. Yes, I know this sounds little messiah-esque, but the point still stands that Obama will be the man who brings together the left and right, north and south, Joe Sixpack and coastal conehead. So what can the Republicans do about this? Well, it’s too late. What started with Reagan will soon end with Obama, and it’ll take another thirty years for the Republicans to ever get their intellectual, moderate base back and become popular again.
Really, Joe, really..if that’s even you’re real name. Actually, it isn’t. Turns out Joe “The Plumber” Wurzelbacher is actually Samuel J. Wurzelbacher, and he’s not even a licensed plumber! The Times has more details, plus a video (which I’ve also attached below). As it turns out, Joe the Plumber actually sounds kind of like an asshole.
Well, as you politically aware readers know, last night was the last debate of the 2008 Presidential campaign, between John “Maverick/Oldie/Satan” McCain and Barack “Terrorist/Hussein/Savior” Obama. Now, the day after, the question to be asked is, who won? Let’s see what the Interwebs had to say:
John McCain didn’t just fail to get the game-changer he needed — he was trounced in this third and final debate, if the instant post-debate polling provides any indication.
Senator John McCain used the final debate of the presidential election on Wednesday night to raise persistent and pointed questions about Senator Barack Obama’s character, judgment and policy prescriptions in a session that was by far the most spirited and combative of their encounters this fall.
John McCain came out of the gate strong, but Barack Obama gained strength as the night progressed Wednesday in the final presidential debate where each candidate tried to convince voters that he is better equipped to steer the nation through these troubled times.
From this little metablogging sampler of post-debate analysis, it seems that a) McCain’s glove pulling made the debate more interesting, and b) Obama still schooled his old man ass. In my personal opinion (based on the first hour I watched for before heading off to bed), McCain definitely gave his best performance yet, with zinger lines like “Senator Obama, I am not President Bush. If you wanted to run against President Bush, you should have run four years ago.” Still, Obama was cool and collected, if a little dry, considering that he has significant leads in the swing-state polls. There was also another interesting aspect of last night’s debate: Joe the Plumber. Who is Joe the Plumber? Well, he’s a combination of two things: a Joe Six-pack-like metaphor for the Everyman (and the hockey mom’s working-class spouse), and he’s also an Ohio plumber named Joe Wurzelbacher (seen with Senator Obama at right). Mr. Wurzelbacher’s now famed epithet was mentioned over two dozen times last night, mainly in reference to the differences between the two candidates’ tax policies, prompting some lively Internet discussion.
But the question still remains — did this debate help determine who the next President will be? Maybe not, but I’m sure that it helped the business of one Ohio plumber.
Hello my friends in the blogosphere, assuming there are any of you left. I’m just checking in after a, whoa, ten month hiatus. Yes, I know, far too long. Most of you have probably moved on to a blog with more, shall we say, blogging? But, have no fear, I’m coming back to do some more frequent, informal ramblings, in addition to the occasional longer, more formal editorial. So, here’s what’s new in my life since we last talked (actually, since I last sent typed text to a vast void of uncertainty called the Internet):
- I’ve finished 10th grade (woohoo!)
- I’ve started 11th grade (boohoo!)
- In between I had a fun summer made up of a program Georgetown University, vacationing in Greece and Boston (with a brief stint in Martha’s Vineyard), and, of course, chilling in my hometown, NYC (which really means sitting on my ass and playing Halo 3 all day)
- Seeing a ton of movies (including The Dark Knight, Burn After Reading, and Rachel Getting Married)
- Watching tons of TV shows (including old-favs like Heroes and The office, but also newbies for me like Weeds, It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, and Dexter)
- Obsessively following the election, whether at HuffPo, The Daily Show, or SNL (Tina Fey, I LOVE YOU!)
- Updating my tumblelog, Freedmania!, which you all should read in between these blog posts for a taste of how what I think is important on the web (hint: if it involves videos of overweight cats, I probably like it)
- Watching as Wall Street falls apart around me while Mr. Hank Paulson desperately tries to Scotch-tape is back together
- Waiting to get the new MacBook Pro tomorrow after my old one broke
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So yeah, that’s about all I have to say for now. So, my dear, dear readers who are still with me after all of my lack of blogging commitment, remember that this is No Ordinary Times, and that in extraordinary times come extraordinary blog posts from very un-extraordinary people, in addition to a $700 billion bailout plan. Oh, and stay classy.
Cheers,
AaronP.S. Chag sameach to my Jewish brethren who will be enjoying tonight’s meal in a disheveled hut of sorts (read: sukkah).
Aaron Freedman is a 16 year old who's very passionate and knowledgeable about technology and journalism. He enjoys working on his two main projects, 

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